. . . you have a sign on the door that says " Do Not Disturb - Writer At Work." . . . you eat, sleep, and breathe words. . . . you use a pseudonym: "Hi, I'm B.H. Emingway." . . . you go into a quiet secluded room, shut the door, sit at a desk, and wreck serious havoc       on the brain. . . . you name your children 1st Draft, 2nd Draft, 3rd Draft, and Final Draft. .